Welcome to The Dark Roast, where your mornings are anything but mild. Broadcasting live from 10 AM to noon on Awqua Radio, this isn’t your grandmother’s morning show—unless Nana drops F-bombs and talks about weird dreams, pop culture meltdowns, petty arguments, and questionable life choices over her fourth cup of French roast.

Every episode is a slow burn of sarcasm, side-eye, and soul-searching. Our rotating hosts bring the kind of energy that only exists after a night of too little sleep and too much internet. We’ll dig into absurd headlines, roast your least favorite trends, and take wildly unnecessary detours into food, family, dating, gaming, ghost stories, and whatever else is swirling in the mugs we’re clutching like emotional support animals.

The Dark Roast isn’t here to wake you up gently. We’re here to drag you out of bed, wrap you in a hoodie of hot takes, and hand you a mug of “WTF happened this week?”

So if you like your mornings strong, unfiltered, and just a little messed up—join us.

This brew bites back.

“Hot takes, hotter coffee.”